Do men like breast implants?
Of course we do. Okay, so it's not that simple. First off, let's dispel a few myths. Many people, women in particular, seem to believe the quest for the perfect breast is something new and somehow runs parallel to the advent of breast implants. This is completely untrue. Paintings and sculpture from the dawn of time have quite obviously portrayed women with perfectly round, particularly perky and yes, overly inflated breasts. Men sculpt them this way because we like them this way. There were no breast implants in ancient India, yet a majority of ancient Indian houses of worship are graced with female sculpture, overly endowed and perfect in form.
Another myth commonly held by men and women alike, is that perfect breasts don't exist in nature. Again, this is utterly untrue. Just as men exist with 12 inch penises, women with large, perfectly round breasts with optimally placed nipples exist. Yes, they are rare but they are real and thus a man, assuming he is a "breast man" in the first place, will place her on the pedestal of the ideal.
The last myth I'll address is surely the most controversial. "My husband/boyfriend/lover says he doesn't like fake breasts". We've all seen this before. You're in a beach chair at the Deleno in South Beach when a bikini clad beauty with legs that touch China and breasts that could rescue a sinking pontoon boat saunters by and momentarily blocks your sunshine. You catch your wife give her the once over and then glare at you to gauge your "take factor" and you instantly quip "they're fake!" as if that somehow disqualifies them on your "holy shit she's hot" meter. The ensuing discussion brings the inevitable questions about her magnificent melons and, as any self respecting, drowning significant other would, you lie; "honey, her breasts look ridiculous! I don't find that attractive".
Here's what this all boils down to. The question isn't really "do men like breast implants?" but rather "do men like perfect breasts?"
The question isn't really "do men like breast implants?" but rather "do men like perfect breasts?"
The answer to the latter is yes. More specifically, we all like breasts that are perky and shapely and smooth and, yes, we even like a centrally located nipple. We don't like aureoles that are too small and certainly not too large. Some men prefer small perfect breasts, some medium perfect breasts and some, the "breast men", prefer large perfect breasts. Even more still, don't particularly care about the size just so long as they are perfect. Of course "perfect" is a preference. It's what we "prefer" as if we are given an option. So, do we like breast implants? If the implant surgery was done well and the result is aesthetically pleasing, then yes. If a woman's breasts are natural, and aesthetically pleasing, we like those too.
As a final note, some men say they could care less about breasts. They are "leg men" or "ass men". However, when these men are faced with "pancake breasts" or "banana breasts" they are quick to complain. Additionally, you'll find dissenters that don't appreciate the feel of the implant altered breast.
When all is said and done, this is really just cheap "locker room" talk and contributes to the objectification of women.
In summation, the few boys here at SheVibe must state unequivocally that women don't care if men have washboard abs, nice asses, big "packages" or even nice eyes for that matter and we don't love breast implants.
Does penis size matter to the man?
What planet did you say you were from? Frequency of thought about penis size probably ranks somewhere between pizza, beer, football and sex. We would have to assume that events in any man's life will have some impact on how much of his time is spent lamenting his shortcomings or thanking his parents for his ample good fortune.
Taking the average results from any number of studies on penis size, you'll inevitably obtain these "typical" erect penis results: The average penis length is 5.1 inches. The average girth is 4.9 inches. The average width is 1.5 inches. So why all the hoopla? When I was 9 years old I inadvertently found my mom's 10 inch rubber dildo in a very unexpected place (the fabric softener box, don't ask). I was traumatized! I actually thought that since someone had gone to all the trouble to make a rubber facsimile of a penis, they must have made it true-to-life. I took one look at that massive member and another look at my somewhat average looking manhood and panicked! I panicked for about ten years. Then one day I had a revelation. I'd always had pretty good sex and no complaints. Now I only think about penis size a couple of times a day.
It may be a high school locker room. It may be a prom date who asks "is it in yet?" or a woman who stops you at half-penetration because you're just too much for her. Maybe it was your first porn featuring John Holmes or the conversation you overheard in homeroom where Carol and Mary were laughing about mini-weenie, the Hicksville High Quarterback.
Just like breast size and the pressure women feel, society places a huge burden on the psyche of those men who consider themselves under endowed
Just like breast size and the pressure women feel, society places a huge burden on the psyche of those men who consider themselves under endowed
(whatever that means). Most men when asked would like a larger penis (just look at the success of penis enlargement pills). The surgeon who actually invents a way to enlarge a man's penis successfully will acquire more wealth than the rich bastards responsible for breast implants.
Penis size has traditionally symbolized virility from the earliest accounts of recorded history. Couple this with the indisputable fact that there are quite a few "size queens" out there who prefer a very large penis and you've got the ingredients for mass hysteria in regard to penis power.
I guess the bottom line is yes, penis size does matter to men and not necessarily because it matters to women. Some women prefer a large penis because they find them aesthetically pleasing and some enjoy the fullness they experience from a more massive member. So what's the deal with men? In this testosterone fueled world of big SUV's, big houses, big screen TV's and big bank accounts, the big penis is just another bragging right. It's a "look at me" appliance. It's another big stick at the playground. Hey, this is really sounding ridiculous isn't it?
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