Recently my friend Maria, yet another super hot badass, went out on Halloween in a homemade Wonder Woman costume. That night Maria got more attention than all of the sexy cats, naughty nuns, slutty rabbits, sexy schoolgirls, and vampire vixens put together. Let's face it, with those boots, the hair, the ropes, the star spangled leotard, the tiara, the patriotic busty corset, and her vaguely lesbian Amazonian origins, Wonder Woman is kinky. But it turns out there is a very good explanation as to why...

She was created that way.